Meet Raphael Raccoon, the founder and visionary behind Critters & Associates Paw Firm, a fictional law firm dedicated to protecting and defending the reputation of all animals of fur, scales, and feathers. Specializing in navigating the intricate world of claw-clashing lawsuits, from squirrel standoffs to goose harassment claims, Raphael has built a reputation for delivering top-notch advocacy. With an unmatched eye for the tiniest details and an unshakeable determination to uphold the rights of our fellow critizens, Raphael has masterfully procured settlements and verdicts that could make even the savviest nut-burying squirrel envious. His commitment to offering personalized, tail-swirling representation to every client underscores his unyielding devotion to fairness in every fuzzy corner of the animal kingdom.

Our Legal Pawtners

NEW APPRENTICE: Slyvester Bandito

Meet Sylvester Bandito, our spirited Junior Paralegal Apprentice at Critters & Associates Paw Firm! With an insatiable curiosity and a knack for problem-solving, Sylvester is a bright and enthusiastic young raccoon eager to leave pawprints in the legal world. Despite his youthful exuberance, Sylvester brings a remarkable attention to detail and a quick wit to his role, assisting our legal team with dedication and a mischievous charm. His determination to learn and contribute makes him an invaluable member of our critter-filled family. When not buried in legal tomes or offering his keen insights, Sylvester enjoys scaling trees, exploring new nooks, and occasionally pilfering snacks from the break room (with permission, of course!). His boundless energy and infectious enthusiasm uplift our team and remind us all to approach our work with a playful spirit. 

Barkly Bitingham

Specializes in getting clients out of the doghouse without any lost of treats or petting time. Also can assist in helping clients get released on good behavior. Who's a good boy? You are!

Hoo Seeinshit II

Zeros in on landing the perfect verdict for all prey victims. Spends countless hours combing through evidence and resources through the wee night hours so clients can fly free from imprisonment.


Our wildcard associate that helps us win 98.7% of our cases. No matter what the issue is, Attorney69 will testify in whatever favor is needed at the time. For the right cheese, get the verdict you need.

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Claws and Order: How Critters & Associates Paw Firm is Taking the Legal World by Storm!

Critters & Associates Paw Firm is a leading animal law firm dedicated to representing the interests of our furry, feathered, and scaly clients in disputes involving humans and fellow animals.  Led by our team of experienced attorneys, we have a proven track record of success in securing favorable outcomes for our clients. 

Our services include representing cats who are victim of unauthorized petting, dogs who have been unfairly accused of pooping in an unauthorized zone, and squirrels who have the right-away when it comes to motorists. We also specialize in resolving disputes between different species, such as when a group of rabbits accuses a family of raccoons of stealing their carrots, or when a pair of squirrels claim that a family of birds has taken over their tree. 

At Critters & Associates Paw Firm, we believe that all animals deserve equal rights and protections under the law, and we will fight tirelessly to ensure that our clients receive the justice they deserve. So if you're an animal in need of legal representation, look no further than the paw firm that truly has your back.

Nocturnul News

Critters & Associates Represents High Profile Trout Case

Bobby Trout filed s lawsuit against human couple who violated him on their boat this past January. The video has been spread rapidly amongst the human community in the means of social media.  At this time, Bobby wishes for the public and the media to give him and his family privacy and respect while they try to recover from this humiliating ordeal. 

As the legal team for Mr. Trout, we are not at liberty to discuss any further details as this time, as this case is still an ongoing investigation. The authorities have all the evidence they need to convict the alleged couple. 

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